Bad-Ass Weddings

If nothing about you says white, fluffy and sweet, you are probably going to want a non traditional wedding cake!  These bad-ass wedding cakes can be of just about any variety, including cupcakes and candy tables, which are growing in popularity.

Wedding cupcakes are usually stacked on a tiered stand, which makes them sort of resemble a traditional wedding cake.  Candy tables are simply tables which are covered in different sized glass jars which are filled with all different kinds of candy.  If you want your guests to be awake well into the wee hours for your reception, the candy table is the way to go.

For today’s wedding porn, I thought that I would show you some photos of some pretty bad-ass wedding cakes.  These are non traditonal at best and strange at worst.

I cannot tell you how much I love this skull cake! I can only hope that the bride wore a black and red wedding dress! And had tattoos! Lots of them.

Ok, so I may be a little prone to exaggeration, but this Mario Wedding Cake is the best wedding cake in the world! Again, I hope that the bride and groom dressed the part, but even if they didn’t, they still get my vote for the best geek wedding cake award!

The Mario cake is beautiful and well executed.  That’s one thing about having a non traditional cake.  Just because you are doing something unusual doesn’t mean that it has to look crappy! It should be beautiful in it’s very own way!

Speaking of geeks, this next one is the ultimate in grooms cakes for the geek guy.  Again, it’s beautifully done and I’m sure the groom just about wet his geeky little tux pants when he saw this cake!

I wonder what the wedding cake looked like?

Ok, since this post has turned into sort of a geek fest, let me include another favorite of mine.  The Katamari wedding cake. I’m not ashamed to tell you that I carved my pumpkin last Halloween into a katamari shape.  And it was almost as bad-ass as this cake.  I have to admit that I play Katamari quite a bit, so this cake is right up my alley!

Since I’ve been biased toward geek cakes, for fair journalism purposes, I’ll include a non traditional wedding cake that I think is hideous, but that I’m sure the redneck bride and groom were totally proud of. That’s the point, though of non-traditional weddings, you get to do what you want and say “fuck you” to everyone else.  I’m sure there had to be someone in the wedding party’s family saying, “My God, Jimbob, why in the hell would they do that to a wedding cake?”

Either way, like I said, having a non traditional wedding cake is all about getting what you want and giving a hearty middle finger to tradition. So folks, even though I think your cake embodies everything that’s wrong with our nation, I salute you!

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